Alright tooth fairy!
You see this face????
You see that hole on the bottom that looks like a new tooth is already coming in?
This face has been waiting patiently for THREE DAYS for you to take her tooth
and replace it with a few measly coins.
Tooth fairy, you are a slacker
and this isn’t the first time you have let one of my kids down.
And now this face is threatening not to believe in you if you don’t come soon.
Seriously, tooth fairy, get your act together!
No one is that busy!
and later that night….She came running down the stairs, excitedly yelling,
” I believe! I believe!”Now, let me just say,
DO NOT GET COCKY, Tooth Fairy!
Don’t go playing with this child’s emotions.
I can not stress this enough,
seeing is believing and believing is seeing.
You screw this up for this kid and I won’t forgive you
PS She has another loose tooth.
So, on your toes tooth fairy.